tbh, if there's an EM pulse you wont be going outside either though due to all the radiation from the nuclear blast that caused it

It's really not feasible to create an EM pulse without a nuke right now or any time soon!
Gandelf, so to sum up your arguments so far:
- Please please please play LotR, I wasted so much on a lifetime subscription and really really want people to play it so that I can pretend to myself I didn't make an extremely stupid decision.
- The graphics in LotR are the best in the world ever, well actually they're mediocre but I wont tell you that or admit it to myself because I want to pretend that shiny new PC I bought isn't being wasted on a graphically dated game.
- I suck hard at PvP, so I've decided that it sucks, even though AI can never ever produce the same type of exciting experience that is different every time you play as opposed to the dull, repetitive, skilless AI that only PvE can provide.
What would you do without a translator to translate your nonsensical posts into a way people can actually understand better!
PvP is ever changing because no battle will ever be the same, the only downside being of course that some people have to be the losers when it comes to PvP because no two people are equally skilled either - someone's gotta come last, sucks for you but certainly doesn't mean it sucks for everyone else! Giving up and writing it off of course just means you'll always be that person. PvE is fundamentally flawed in that dynamic systems don't work well enough yet and that it takes far longer to develop and test PvE content than it does the players to complete it (or give up because it's impossibly hard), therefore, a PvE MMO is inevitably going to end up being boring, something a PvP-containing MMO needn't suffer from. A PvE MMO like LotR is running on borrowed time, that is, the headstart the developers have on creating content before the players got their hands on it.